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I honestly dont agree w/ all of them.. 2, 15 and 17 are complete bullshit to me.
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever